SO THIS HAPPENED
i don’t understand what’s going on here. does this even count as queerbaiting?? SURELY ROOT/SHAW IS GOING TO BE CANON SOON?? (i am a poor naiive fool, aren’t i…)
On one hand, this ship sailing in canon is not likely. On the other, they play Root’s crush on Shaw completely straight - for lack of a better word. When Root says “I love it when you play doctor” and bats her eyelashes at Shaw, there’s no way to read that except “and I would like to do it naked”. And Shaw never reaffirms her heterosexuality (lol as if).
I have no idea where that falls on the spectrum of queerbaiting. It’s not even really subtext anymore, but it isn’t canon either.
6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.
dont you mean 6 year old fan asks 6 year old sebastian a question
please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!
it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ
'it's a fuckin' plant” Oh a plant? you mean those things THAT HELP US LIVE?
Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match.